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Question of the Day: Which circus is preferred by clown fish?

Sen. Diane Feinstein, a California Democrat, is taking flak from her own party because of her recent siding with President George W(rong) Bush on key issues. Maybe she needs to join forces with Joe Lieberman and be honest about what she really values.

WATCH, a Boston-based consumer group, has come out with their list of the worst toys of 2007. How did they pare it down to just 10? And how many do you think are made in China?

Australian Santas are being asked to forgo the traditional "Ho, Ho, Ho" greeting for fear of offending women. This is just a bit much, don't you think? We encourage all women who think Santa is calling them prostitutes to seek immediate help, along with the bozo who came up with this inane idea.

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